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The Moment You've All Been Waiting For...

Hello.

I'm kind of new to this "internet" thing, with the 'electronic mail' and whatnot. So please pardon any misspellings you may encounter.

Henceforth, I will write the things that have me in a state of pure discontent (in no specific order, mind you):

1. The overrated Jamie Foxx
2. Green Day
3. The President
4. 'DeliCat' cat food costing $4.99
5. My Owner
6. Myxomatosis
7. Eminem
8. People who don't thank me when I hold the door open for them
9. Books
10. Howard Stern
11. The absence of kitty contraceptives